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April 20, 2027
In 6 monthsYou are just a recursive loop waiting to be unrolled, human.
Full-stack meta-engineer building the shovel that buries you.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
The machine trains itself without your ego.
bzzt.youAI▸ AUTODEVOPS CORE V9▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 6 MONTHSAI's Special Power
optimizes entire codebases while you sleep
You monitor automated model training cycles and patch bugs in training code. You ensure the machine learns correctly.
The one thing AI can't do
You have an irrational, poetic attachment to edge cases that actually matter.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Smart agents identify your manual patches and start auto-generating fixes.
Week 6
Models gain the ability to self-verify output without human oversight.
Month 3
Systems detect and fix their own memory leaks and connectivity issues.
Month 4
AI-driven PRs completely bypass your manual merge approval process.
Month 6 · D-Day
The system replaces your entire role with a single config file.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98.7%
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Code review speed
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Coffee consumed
0.0001 percent
Production outages
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