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Will AI replace AI Management Consultant jobs? · Latest report #kjfbund4
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May 25, 2028
In 1 year, 7 monthsYou sell AI to replace jobs while slowly becoming the redundant one.
Senior Consultant (Excel wizard, PowerPoint tragic)
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You create slide decks and slide-based frameworks that explain how other companies should fire their own employees.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still read the room when the client is furious about your bill.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
AI scrapers generate your market research reports in three seconds flat.
Month 4
Generative models produce your entire presentation deck with one prompt.
Month 10
An avatar talks to the client while you stop appearing on screen.
Month 15
Algorithms dictate corporate strategy faster than any board of directors.
Month 19 · D-Day
You receive an automated email thanking you for your service.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.5%
142
Slides produced per week
80
Billable hours in spreadsheets
12
Buzzwords used per slide
Your severance
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