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May 25, 2028
In 1 year, 7 monthsYou teach your replacement how to hold a slide deck better.
Professional slide-deck narrator and corporate buzzword synthesizer.
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You coordinate AI project implementation and deliver public talks to justify the bank's digital transformation budget.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still read the room when the board hates your PowerPoint presentation.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Sensors and software track project milestones instead of human updates.
Month 4
Generative models draft your talks with better data visualization.
Month 10
An agent interface answers direct queries from project stakeholders.
Month 15
AI analysis tools review vendor contracts for efficiency gaps.
Month 19 · D-Day
The system assumes full control of strategy and communication.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.3%
142
Slides produced per quarter
98%
Buzzword density in speeches
0
Minutes saved via automation
Your severance
One free trial of the software that replaced you.
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