Retrieving the file
Live· 4,218,906 positions deprecated· 4,218,906 deprecated· 1,284 today
Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
Know before your role does.
pssst. this is to sign up for updates on the game ;)
Will AI replace AI Materials Researcher jobs? · Latest report #dtg75t7k
Your job has an expiration date
April 14, 2028
In 1 year, 6 monthsYou train models to make discoveries; soon they will discover you redundant.
Agent-training lead, obsessed with loss functions and entropy.
Check another roleComment your opinionor JOIN THE RESISTANCE!
One human is building a game about fighting back.
Discovering the periodic table faster than biology.
ow.youAI▸ SYNTHSYNTH-AGENT 9.0▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 6 MONTHSAI's Special Power
optimizes crystal lattices in nanoseconds
You automate the discovery of new substances via self-play simulations. Your output is code, data, and material insight.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still intuit which material properties are actually worth pursuing in the physical world.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Your current synthesis models are archived as legacy training data.
Month 4
The system begins self-improving its own objective functions without manual tuning.
Month 8
Direct integration with automated labs removes the need for human verification.
Month 13
The model generates its own research papers and patent filings.
Month 18 · D-Day
The machine fully optimizes away your need for curiosity.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 94.5%
200 days
Average discovery lag
12 million
Synthesis attempts per hour
100 percent
Human emotional bias
Your severance
One free lifetime pass to a simulated void.
Discussion
