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Your job has an expiration date
April 24, 2027
In 6 monthsYou measure the speed of your own replacement process daily.
Professional spreadsheet architect and slide deck weaver.
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squeeze.youAI▸ AUDITBOT ALPHA▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 6 MONTHSAI's Special Power
deletes your source data for accuracy
You track KPI dashboards and run slide decks to justify why expensive automation pilots are failing to scale.
The one thing AI can't do
You can tell the lie that data is actionable with a straight face.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Custom scripts now generate your weekly KPI reports automatically.
Week 6
Live data feeds bypass your manual analysis entirely.
Month 3
An AI agent summarizes your meetings and fires you.
Month 4
Your internal logic moves to a self-optimizing decision engine.
Month 6 · D-Day
All your systems are decommissioned; you are officially redundant.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98%
42
Dashboards per week
38
Hours spent in alignment calls
99%
Percentage of metrics ignored
Your severance
A PDF certificate of your own irrelevance.
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