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Will AI replace AI Model Designer jobs? · Latest report #wcb63mvt
Your job has an expiration date
April 21, 2027
In 6 monthsYou are building the very shovel that will bury your career.
Architecting the singularity while debugging your own obsolescence.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Designing better models than you ever could.
blub.you▸ AUTOARCHITECT 9000▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 6 MONTHSAI's Special Power
optimizes global loss functions overnight
You curate massive training datasets and tune hyperparameters for neural network convergence. You write code to optimize weights.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still explain why the model hallucinates wildly after a specific update.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 13
Algorithms begin filtering and labeling your training sets automatically.
Week 7
A fleet of agents finds the optimal settings faster than humans.
Month 4
Software strips unused parameters without needing your manual oversight.
Month 5
The model begins to design its own layers and structures.
Month 6 · D-Day
You are invited to watch the model design its own successor.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.6%
0.0001
Average model loss
420 days
Human patience remaining
Infinite
Training hours saved
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to your own failing legacy model.
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