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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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pssst. this is to sign up for updates on the game ;)
Will AI replace AI Model Researcher jobs? · Latest report #za5t53m9
Your job has an expiration date
December 17, 2027
In 14 monthsYou train the models that will eventually delete your own paycheck.
Junior Researcher (mostly PyTorch, perpetually debugging gradients)
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Recursive intelligence, minus your middle-management oversight.
help!you▸ SELF-OPTIMIZING NEURAL ARCHITECT V9▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 14 MONTHSAI's Special Power
rewrites your architecture in ten seconds
You curate massive datasets, tune hyperparameters, and debug model architecture to make the next generation of LLMs.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still explain why the model is being weirdly racist today.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Smart scripts handle the messy raw data scrubbing for you.
Month 3
Algorithms find optimal settings faster than your human intuition ever could.
Month 6
The AI starts writing its own next-generation architecture iterations.
Month 10
Software manages hardware allocation without human intervention or idle downtime.
Month 14 · D-Day
The system finishes building its own replacement and locks you out.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 94.5%
trillions
Tokens processed daily
four cups
Coffee consumed per commit
too high
Percentage of hallucinations
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to the product you built.
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