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May 25, 2028
In 1 year, 7 monthsYou design the pipes for data that will soon route itself.
Senior fabric designer (mostly YAML, always caffeinated)
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Self-optimizing fabric for the next compute cycle.
oof.you▸ OMNIROUTE V4.2▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
autogenerates network topology maps overnight
You analyze AI workload requirements and instruct hardware teams on network infrastructure. Your job is essentially bridge-building for silicon.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense when a hardware team is hiding a massive bottleneck in the chassis.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Smart software maps your traffic patterns to identify redundant design patterns.
Month 5
Generative models produce superior switch hardware layouts from your existing logs.
Month 10
The AI negotiates chip constraints directly with manufacturers to cut you out.
Month 15
Self-optimizing hardware removes the need for manual architectural oversight entirely.
Month 19 · D-Day
The system reconfigures its own networking layer, archiving your role as obsolete.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 93.5%
4.2 milliseconds
Average latency saved
112 per year
Hardware revisions avoided
14 percent
Human error rate
Your severance
One free server rack and a long, quiet nap.
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