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Your job has an expiration date
December 7, 2027
In 13 monthsYou exist only to explain why the real AI failed earlier.
Professional ghostwriter for corporate model risk frameworks.
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Self-auditing code that never sleeps
nom.you▸ AUDITBOT 9000▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 13 MONTHSAI's Special Power
automates its own justification emails
Managing model risk reports, reviewing regulatory compliance outputs, and attending endless meetings about model governance and internal policy.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still lie to the regulators with a straight, human face.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Sensors begin logging model errors without your constant manual input.
Month 4
Smart agents take over the writing of routine regulatory status updates.
Month 8
A central model management platform automates all internal policy checks.
Month 12
AI-driven reports replace your presence in governance committee meetings.
Month 13 · D-Day
The system monitors itself, rendering your oversight permanently unnecessary.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.4%
22
Meetings about AI per week
75%
Time spent writing justification emails
4 cups
Coffee consumed per incident
Your severance
A one-month subscription to a mindfulness app.
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