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December 16, 2027
In 14 monthsTraining an AI to stop other AIs is the ultimate vanity project.
Professional paranoid, currently managing machines that dream of exploits.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Automating the paranoia.
blub.you▸ SENTINELLOOP-9▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 14 MONTHSAI's Special Power
filters logs at light speed
You monitor automated security alerts and tweak model sensitivity. You spend all day chasing phantom threats in logs.
The one thing AI can't do
You can tell the difference between a real hack and a frantic intern's broken script.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
The system begins archiving all your security events locally.
Month 3
AI models learn your regex logic and alert thresholds.
Month 6
The machine starts blocking IPs without your manual approval.
Month 9
The agent manages all firewall rules and traffic exceptions.
Month 14 · D-Day
You are invited to log off as the system secures itself.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 94.1%
99 percent
false positive rate
0.002 seconds
average incident response
4 cups
coffee consumed hourly
Your severance
A one-year subscription to a VPN you won't need.
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