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February 14, 2028
In 16 monthsYou build the systems that will eventually delete your own paycheck.
Professional architect of his own digital obsolescence.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Turning business whims into reality, minus you.
split.you▸ AUTOARCHITECT 9000▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 16 MONTHSAI's Special Power
autogenerates complete model infrastructure on demand
Translates vague business desires into functional code and manages model deployment pipelines.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense when a stakeholder is lying about what they actually need done.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 5
Natural language processors map business needs to code templates.
Month 5
Automated agents provision and scale compute resources without input.
Month 9
Continuous delivery pipelines execute updates without human code review.
Month 13
Self-healing loops automatically retrain models when accuracy dips.
Month 16 · D-Day
Human access keys are revoked as the system optimizes itself.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 94.1%
Zero needed
Requirement gathering cycles
Under 2ms
Deployment latency
Infinite
Hallucination tolerance
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to the software that replaced you.
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