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pssst. this is to sign up for updates on the game ;)
Will AI replace AI Outcomes Manager jobs? · Latest report #5cud5b54
Your job has an expiration date
April 20, 2027
In 6 monthsYou track the AI that is currently working to replace you.
Professional slide-deck filler and dashboard gazer.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Self-tuning outcomes for a post-manager world.
ow.youAI▸ AUTOOPTIMIZE V9.0▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 6 MONTHSAI's Special Power
reconfigures your department layout during lunch
You monitor automated performance metrics and adjust algorithmic parameters. You pretend your dashboard activity actually guides model logic.
The one thing AI can't do
You are surprisingly good at blaming the software for human-caused errors.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
The system starts generating its own progress emails.
Week 6
Algorithms begin adjusting their own internal parameters.
Month 3
Visualisation software stops requiring human interpretation input.
Month 4
Meetings are cancelled as the AI coordinates itself.
Month 6 · D-Day
The system deactivates your credentials and terminates the role.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98.7%
42 weekly
Meaningless meetings attended
18
Slides produced per day
0.02%
Actual model changes made
Your severance
A one-month subscription to a coding bootcamp.
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