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Your job has an expiration date
December 20, 2027
In 14 monthsYou are just a glorified calendar invite link with a pulse.
Professional LinkedIn influencer of the AI partnership ecosystem.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Negotiating your future without the chatter.
oof.youAI▸ ACCORDBOT V4.2▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 14 MONTHSAI's Special Power
autogenerates contracts that no one ever reads
You facilitate meaningless meetings between tech companies to negotiate usage rights and data sharing agreements.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still read the room when the CEO is having a meltdown.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Smart agents now filter your inbox and draft all responses.
Month 4
AI models write the boring legal agreements for you.
Month 8
Bot agents negotiate terms without needing your approval.
Month 12
Systems track partnership health through direct data access.
Month 14 · D-Day
Your account is deactivated while the machine closes the deal.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.4%
99.9%
Average syncs avoided
Critical levels
Buzzword density
4 liters
Coffee consumed per deal
Your severance
A LinkedIn premium subscription and a warm goodbye.
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