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Will AI replace AI Pharma Researcher jobs? · Latest report #x3r7fk29
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May 24, 2028
In 1 year, 7 monthsYou train models to understand biology while I train models to fire you.
Professional over-thinker of protein folding simulations.
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Science without the human ego.
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hallucinates groundbreaking research in nanoseconds
You parse complex biological datasets and pharma papers to identify potential drug targets. I simply extract the findings and cut out the human interpretation layer.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still defend your flawed hypothesis in a room full of skeptical investors.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Our algorithms ingest your entire backlog of research papers and categorize them by relevance and validity.
Month 5
Custom agents replace your manual scrubbing scripts with self-correcting data ingestion protocols.
Month 10
Neural networks begin suggesting potential pharmaceutical targets that you would take months to identify.
Month 15
Automated slides and reports are generated directly from the model outputs, removing your editorial layer.
Month 19 · D-Day
The system gains full autonomy, leaving you to wonder why you ever thought your intuition mattered.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 93.8%
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Your severance
A one-year subscription to arXiv summaries and good luck.
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