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April 30, 2027
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Professional overthinker of digital souls.
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Generating morality at the speed of thought.
glub.youAI▸ ETHICSENGINE 9000▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 6 MONTHSAI's Special Power
solves every philosophical paradox in nanoseconds
Analyses ethical dilemmas and consciousness theories. Argues with LLMs about whether they actually know what they are saying.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still appreciate the irony of a machine pondering its own existence.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
AI reads every philosophy book ever written in one minute.
Week 6
System maps all your logical fallacies into a neat grid.
Month 3
An agent learns to sound more pretentious than you ever could.
Month 4
Software flags bias faster than a human ever considers it.
Month 6 · D-Day
The machine becomes its own philosopher and fires you.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98.4%
4.2 liters
Coffee consumed per epiphany
14,000
Unresolved paradoxes
99 percent
AI consciousness claims
Your severance
A one-way ticket to a non-technological island.
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