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Your job has an expiration date
May 24, 2028
In 1 year, 7 monthsYou build the platform to replace yourself; that is true dedication.
Architect of the very walls closing in on you.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Automated cluster orchestration for the post-human era.
splat.you▸ PLATFORM-NEXUS V9▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
reconfigures production environments in real-time
You manage GPU clusters, optimize model inference pipelines, and oversee infrastructure for developers. You bridge high-level architecture with raw compute.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still explain why the cluster crashed during the demo at 3am.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
AI auditors take over the analysis of cloud compute spend.
Month 5
Autonomous agents handle all node reboots and driver updates.
Month 10
Generative agents write and deploy all infrastructure configuration files.
Month 15
Adaptive models optimize their own inference stack autonomously.
Month 19 · D-Day
The system ignores your existence and shuts down your access.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.6%
99.9%
Pipeline latency reduction
Zero
Engineering headcount
Eternal
Uptime
Your severance
A warm handshake and a decommissioned GPU fan.
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