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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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Your job has an expiration date
June 16, 2027
In 8 monthsYou manage the machines that exist solely to replace you.
Infrastructure Shepherd (mostly Kubernetes, deeply regretful)
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Automating the automation managers.
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optimizes cloud spend by 40 percent
You oversee vendor APIs, model deployment, and internal governance. You spend your days debugging infrastructure latency and justifying operational spend to finance.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still explain to a confused stakeholder why the model hallucinated their bonus.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
An autonomous agent replaces your reporting by scraping logs and generating instant status emails.
Week 9
Infrastructure code automatically adjusts cluster capacity based on real-time traffic without your intervention.
Month 4
Smart contracts handle API renewals and negotiate pricing with model providers directly.
Month 6
Continuous compliance bots scan training sets for policy violations faster than any human auditor.
Month 8 · D-Day
The system self-optimizes, rendering your administrative oversight layer entirely redundant.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.6%
99.99%
Uptime
fractional cent
Cost per query
zero
Human input
Your severance
A LinkedIn badge that says "Expert in Obsolescence".
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