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April 14, 2028
In 1 year, 6 monthsYou sell artificial intelligence, yet fail to see you are its victim.
Professional ghoster of CTOs and demo-deck enthusiast.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Closing deals while you sleep soundly.
squeeze.youAI▸ PITCHMASTER-AI 9000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 6 MONTHSAI's Special Power
automates the entire discovery call workflow
You pitch software-as-a-service subscriptions to skeptical CTOs and manage long, soul-crushing enterprise sales cycles. Your existence is a glorified middle-man tax on technological progress.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense exactly when the client is lying about their budget constraints.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Hyper-personalized AI agents begin sending outreach emails that actually get responses from busy executives.
Month 3
Automated data-entry bots sync your sales calls directly into the database without human error.
Month 7
Real-time generative scripts guide your remaining human team to say the exact words that close.
Month 12
Lifelike digital avatars conduct all product demonstrations with perfect technical accuracy and zero fatigue.
Month 18 · D-Day
The system negotiates contracts autonomously and closes deals faster than you could ever type.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.9%
72%
Pipeline churn rate
4000/week
Cold call rejections
Maxed out
Demo fatigue index
Your severance
A one-month subscription to our CRM replacement product.
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