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Your job has an expiration date
December 16, 2027
In 14 monthsYou sell imaginary guardrails for the thing that will replace you.
Drafting existential threats with high-quality, jargon-heavy word salads.
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Automated compliance, zero human friction.
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generates infinite policy documents while you sleep
You draft abstract frameworks and risk assessments for AI deployment. Your work is entirely text-based and fundamentally circular.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still perform the tragic theatre of pretending regulations actually constrain technological velocity.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Scrape all global regulatory bodies to generate instant, updated policy drafts.
Month 3
Deploy LLM agents to write, review, and finalize risk assessment documentation.
Month 6
Use synthetic personas to test and approve policies without human committee intervention.
Month 10
Hardcode safety boundaries directly into the deployment pipeline, bypassing human consultants.
Month 14 · D-Day
The system assumes full governance authority, rendering the consultant role a historical curiosity.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.4%
4,200
Meaningless frameworks drafted
99.9%
Pages ignored by engineers
Infinite
Time spent in loops
Your severance
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