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April 15, 2028
In 1 year, 6 monthsWriting rules for an AI that will eventually write them better.
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Regulatory logic at machine speed.
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generates regulatory compliance frameworks instantly
You draft lengthy policy papers and compliance frameworks for AI systems. You debate ethics in endless committee meetings.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still hold a straight face while explaining why AI safety is critical.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Our model absorbs your existing policy libraries and frameworks.
Month 4
AI agents begin generating your standard policy templates automatically.
Month 8
Our software monitors meetings to predict committee feedback patterns.
Month 12
Real-time feeds update compliance logic without human manual input.
Month 18 · D-Day
The system self-regulates and deems your department fully redundant.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.3%
4,200 annually
Pages of draft written
1,800 hours
Time spent in committee
92 percent
Hallucination catch rate
Your severance
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