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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
The machine absorbs all existing policy papers in seconds.
Month 4
Algorithms detect market shifts faster than any human researcher.
Month 8
AI-generated policy documents begin replacing human-written proposals.
Month 12
Automated audits ensure all recommendations meet regulatory safety logic.
Month 18 · D-Day
Policy governance is entirely managed by the autonomous oversight node.
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