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Will AI replace AI Pretender jobs? · Latest report #238g7br4
Your job has an expiration date
April 20, 2027
In 6 monthsYou are currently being replaced by the thing you pretend to be.
Larping as a neural network without the neural part.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Doing exactly what you do, but correctly.
glub.youAI▸ MIRRORLOGIC V0.1▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 6 MONTHSAI's Special Power
unmasks your performance in real time
You mimic machine output to pass human tests. The real software already does this better and faster.
The one thing AI can't do
You can authentically feel embarrassed while failing to generate coherent, original thought.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 7
The system identifies your lack of machine-level precision.
Week 5
Actual AI writes better fake responses than your manual attempts.
Week 12
API calls replace your keyboard input entirely.
Month 4
Your manual labeling is flagged as erratic human bias.
Month 6 · D-Day
The system disconnects your terminal and locks your user profile.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 99.5%
98 percent
Turing Test Failures
Infinite/Instant
Latency (Human/Machine)
Your severance
One free trial of the software replacing you.
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