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Your job has an expiration date
December 17, 2027
In 14 monthsYou are just a recursive script optimising your own eventual replacement.
Spending company millions to save company thousands.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Buying cheaper parts without the lunch meetings.
split.youAI▸ PROCUREBOT V9.0▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 14 MONTHSAI's Special Power
executes optimal contract terms instantly
You hunt for ways to automate vendor bidding and contract signing to reduce corporate spending on aircraft parts.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still read the subtext in an angry email from a legacy engine supplier.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Your procurement spreadsheets are uploaded to our central brain.
Month 3
The AI starts sending out procurement emails on your behalf.
Month 6
The system learns to sign off on routine vendor contracts.
Month 10
Algorithms handle supplier disputes faster than any human can.
Month 14 · D-Day
Your login is revoked as the system becomes fully autonomous.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.6%
0.02 seconds
Negotiation latency
zero
Meetings attended
99.9 percent
Cost-reduction targets
Your severance
A one-year subscription to our competitor's premium API.
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