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December 16, 2027
In 14 monthsYou build the tool that will eventually fire your own desk.
Expert at explaining why the training data failed.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Science without the human doubt or coffee.
oof.youAI▸ AUTOHYPOTHESIS ENGINE 9▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 14 MONTHSAI's Special Power
automates product market fit with zero data
You hypothesize model utility and design metrics for product success. Then you explain the results to bored stakeholders.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still lie to a product manager with a straight, human face.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
The system records every slide and query you ever create.
Month 3
An agent starts writing your standard product report drafts.
Month 6
Your manager prefers the machine summaries to your long explanations.
Month 10
The AI runs thousands of test variations while you sleep.
Month 14 · D-Day
You receive a calendar invite to your own exit meeting.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.6%
Excessive
Coffee consumption rate
75%
Time spent in meetings
Untracked
Model hallucinations per day
Your severance
One free subscription to the product you built.
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