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Your job has an expiration date
December 16, 2029
In 3 years, 2 monthsYou lecture on the tools that make your own lectures redundant.
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delivers lecture in 400 simultaneous languages
You design slide decks for students who barely look up from their phones during your hour-long monologues.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still sense the exact moment a classroom stops caring about the material.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 7
Your lecture notes are scanned into a massive searchable model.
Month 8
Smart software replaces the manual marking of repetitive student essays.
Month 16
Real-time AI updates the syllabus as soon as industries shift.
Year 2.2
Personalized AI mentors replace the office hours you hold.
Year 3.2 · D-Day
The campus goes fully autonomous and the professor is obsolete.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98.6%
8 seconds
student attention span
too many
unnecessary jargon count
4000
slides created per year
Your severance
a lifetime subscription to your own recorded lectures
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