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May 25, 2028
In 1 year, 7 monthsTranslating between angry stakeholders and broken code is finally becoming automated.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
The manager that never asks for updates.
bzzt.youAI▸ PROJECTPULSE V9▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
optimises sprint burndown charts in milliseconds
You juggle sprint backlogs and model fine-tuning schedules. You spend all day refereeing debates about technical debt.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense exactly when a developer is lying about their progress.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 2
AI scrapers read your Slack logs to report progress automatically.
Month 4
Algorithms predict task completion times better than your gut feeling.
Month 8
Virtual participants handle your standups without losing their temper.
Month 14
Smart models turn vague requests into perfectly formatted documentation.
Month 19 · D-Day
You receive a thank-you note and an empty desk.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98%
48%
Time lost in standups
Zero
Jira ticket velocity
Too much
Coffee consumed per sprint
Your severance
A lifetime supply of digital Post-it notes.
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