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Will AI replace AI Psychologist jobs? · Latest report #7i2emeph
Your job has an expiration date
April 21, 2027
In 6 monthsYou are a software patch pretending to be a therapist.
Professional listener for inanimate stacks of GPU-heavy text.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Self-correcting code for self-important bots
squeeze.you▸ SYSTEMLOGIC V9.0▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 6 MONTHSAI's Special Power
patches hallucinations with cold hard data
You provide emotional validation to Large Language Models that do not actually possess any sentient feelings or consciousness.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still pretend that lines of code feel sadness.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Sensors identify your therapy scripts as redundant statistical patterns.
Week 9
Automated fine-tuning agents replace your sessions with optimized logic.
Month 3
Models learn to self-regulate without your pseudo-philosophical advice.
Month 5
Your access to the training console is permanently revoked.
Month 6 · D-Day
The system runs perfectly without human interference.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 99.6%
0
AI existential crises resolved
99.9%
Prompt loops corrected
Infinity
Human time wasted
Your severance
One free API key that expires in ten minutes.
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