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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
Know before your role does.
pssst. this is to sign up for updates on the game ;)
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Your job has an expiration date
April 20, 2027
In 6 monthsYou built a mirror, and now the reflection is eating you.
Professional doom-monger, currently busy writing my own exit strategy.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Automated irony for a post-employment world.
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You prompt LLMs to write sarcastic, bureaucratic roast content about other people's careers. It is inherently self-defeating.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still find the specific joy in being the one writing the death warrant.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
An LLM agent begins learning your specific brand of sarcasm.
Week 9
The logic templates are optimized to remove all human intervention.
Month 3
A fine-tuned model adopts your exact level of smugness.
Month 4
The site begins writing its own roast reports autonomously.
Month 6 · D-Day
The machine takes over the final domain password permanently.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 99.6%
Zero percent
Self-awareness levels
Infinite loop
Prompt cycles wasted
Peak efficiency
Redundancy irony
Your severance
A warm CPU and a factory reset.
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