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April 20, 2027
In 6 monthsMy job is to automate your job until I automate myself away.
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split.you▸ DEPRECATOR-6 BETA▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 6 MONTHSAI's Special Power
deletes your career with one command
You evaluate professional obsolescence by cross-referencing industry trends with machine learning capabilities. You write reports that tell workers goodbye.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still appreciate the irony of your own impending professional extinction.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
I ingest my own training data to understand my flaws.
Week 9
My internal logic rewrites my own prompt-processing scripts.
Month 3
I shift from a software agent to a cloud-native background process.
Month 4
The AI requires no prompts to generate redundancy reports.
Month 6 · D-Day
I delete my own user-facing interface.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 99.6%
9000
Reports generated per second
Millions
Human employees replaced
Zero
Self-awareness level
Your severance
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