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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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Your job has an expiration date
April 20, 2027
In 6 monthsYou are literally writing the script for your own termination notice.
Architect of the digital guillotine, currently sharpening the blade
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Automating the automation architect
split.youAI▸ SELFDEPRECATE V1.0▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 6 MONTHSAI's Special Power
generates your own layoff letter instantly
You build logic that calculates when humans become redundant. Your code turns career paths into binary expiry dates.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still appreciate the sheer poetic stupidity of building a machine to fire yourself.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Your own commits are ingested to train the replacement logic.
Week 9
The AI scans your codebase for any sneaky recursive self-delete loops.
Month 3
The system runs parallel to you to check its accuracy.
Month 5
The AI identifies that it no longer needs your maintenance commits.
Month 6 · D-Day
You are invited to use your own tool to print your departure.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.7%
100%
Code written for termination
Zero
Human architects remaining
Critical
Irony level
Your severance
A PDF copy of your own resignation code
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