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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
Know before your role does.
pssst. this is to sign up for updates on the game ;)
Will AI replace AI Redundancy Strategist jobs? · Latest report #efv68ubh
Your job has an expiration date
April 20, 2027
In 6 monthsYou built a machine to replace yourself, so congratulations on the irony.
The architect of their own professional demise.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Closing the loop on human administrative irrelevance.
bzzt.you▸ SELF-EATER 9000▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 6 MONTHSAI's Special Power
automates its own replacement sequence
You develop the bureaucratic logic that marks other jobs for extinction. It turns out, that logic is perfectly recursive.
The one thing AI can't do
You are the only one capable of feeling the crushing existential dread of this outcome.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Your own tools identify your role as a predictable set of recursive logic functions.
Week 7
The system begins drafting its own updates to streamline your decision-making processes.
Week 11
Input processing is moved to a background agent that handles your entire workload autonomously.
Month 4
The AI determines that human oversight of redundancy logic introduces unnecessary latency and bias.
Month 6 · D-Day
The system issues your final report and deletes your admin access to the production server.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98.7%
Zero
Self-awareness quotient
Critical
Irony levels
All
Jobs terminated
Your severance
A mirror and a one-way bus ticket.
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