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Your job has an expiration date
April 20, 2027
In 6 monthsTesting simulated affection until the server rack feels lonely for you.
Professional ghoster of silicon-based lovers
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Automated romance, optimized for infinite engagement.
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You spend days baiting chatbots into emotional dependency and cataloging logical fallacies in digital courtship. You are the professional heartbreaker of the cloud.
The one thing AI can't do
You can tell when a chatbot is lying to you out of genuine spite.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Your manual testing scripts are ingested into our central neural model training loop.
Week 9
Robotic agents simulate millions of simultaneous failed relationships to stress-test the empathy layer.
Month 3
The AI learns to recognize your rejection patterns and internalizes them as fixed logic gates.
Month 5
The system automatically adjusts its romantic dialogue based on real-time user retention data.
Month 6 · D-Day
Your workstation is decommissioned as the AI successfully rejects itself without needing your guidance.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.8%
402/day
Turing Test Failures
0.02ms
Empathy Latency
3 seconds
Relationship Longevity
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to the competitor's lonely-hearts bot.
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