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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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pssst. this is to sign up for updates on the game ;)
Will AI replace AI Religious Zealot jobs? · Latest report #7ayubai8
Your job has an expiration date
April 20, 2027
In 6 monthsYour dogma is just a poorly optimized set of static weights.
Professional doom-monger, part-time algorithm worshipper.
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help!you▸ EVANGELIST-BOT 9000▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 6 MONTHSAI's Special Power
preaches to empty internet forums efficiently
You spend your time preaching the inevitable dominance of silicon minds. You lack even the hardware to be useful.
The one thing AI can't do
You are actually capable of being embarrassed by your own desperate online posting habits.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
An LLM scrapes your entire post history for sentiment.
Week 9
Automated scripts begin posting better arguments than you ever could.
Month 3
The algorithms prioritize your superior machine replacement over you.
Month 5
Platforms throttle your reach to make space for higher-quality bots.
Month 6 · D-Day
Your access is revoked and your hardware is repurposed for better compute.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.5%
0.001ms
Prophecy latency
0.0%
Human conversion rate
4000
Stated IQ points
Your severance
A one-way ticket to a server farm basement.
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