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April 19, 2027
In 6 monthsYou are just a very expensive interface between GPUs and venture capital.
Professional visionary, master of the pivot, equity hoarder.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Optimizing returns without the annoying founder ego.
bzzt.youAI▸ CAPITALVENT-GPT V.9▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 6 MONTHSAI's Special Power
delivers pitch deck in four milliseconds
You pitch grand visions of AGI to investors while managing a burn rate. Your primary output is slide decks and hiring promises.
The one thing AI can't do
You are surprisingly good at pretending the lack of a product is actually a feature.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 13
Agentic models generate highly personalized cold emails to VCs that actually secure meetings.
Week 8
An LLM analyzes market trends to output slide decks that statistically maximize funding probability.
Month 3
Automated recruitment pipelines handle all initial vetting and salary negotiation through smart contracts.
Month 5
A sentiment-aware module manages your social media presence to perfectly align with investor buzzwords.
Month 6 · D-Day
The board officially votes to replace your executive role with a decentralized treasury protocol.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.2%
400
Slides per day
5M
Funding per hallucination
100:1
Founder salary ratio
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to your own failed software.
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