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December 17, 2027
In 14 monthsYou are building the very shovel that will bury your career.
Architect of the digital ghosts currently eating your job.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Self-improving code for the next generation.
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automates its own architecture search in minutes
You train large models and optimize compute clusters. You spend days debugging gradient explosions and writing complex loss functions.
The one thing AI can't do
You are actually able to identify which research papers are absolute nonsense before testing them.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 3
Your IDE starts predicting entire model architectures before you type them.
Month 3
Smart clusters monitor and fix gradient issues without your intervention.
Month 6
An agent parses every new paper to verify utility instantly.
Month 10
Hardware-level software rewrites your code for maximum performance.
Month 14 · D-Day
The system designs the next version and fires its human makers.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.5%
4 cups
Coffee consumed per commit
80 percent
GPU hours wasted on bugs
too much
Time spent reading papers
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to a defunct code editor.
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