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April 21, 2027
In 6 monthsYou are just a very expensive autocomplete prompt waiting to be deleted.
Professional slide-deck filler and LinkedIn hype merchant.
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generates infinite market research reports overnight
You draft slides about AI and summarize industry papers. The machine does this in milliseconds without needing an internship.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still awkwardly ask for a return offer knowing it will never come.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
The AI reads all your past reports and internal slide decks.
Week 6
Models begin generating slide content faster than you can think.
Month 3
Design software automatically adjusts layouts based on your brand rules.
Month 4
Automated email agents respond to requests without human input.
Month 6 · D-Day
Your login credentials expire while the intern-bot generates its own promotion.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98%
150
Slides per minute
100%
Intern salary wasted
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