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Will AI replace AI Research Postdoc jobs? · Latest report #93jarpt8
Your job has an expiration date
January 15, 2028
In 15 monthsYou teach machines how to think, then act surprised when you're replaced.
Still waiting for a breakthrough that gets you tenure.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Paper-writing automation at machine speed.
no no noyouAI▸ AUTORESEARCHER V9▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 15 MONTHSAI's Special Power
pre-trains your replacement while you sleep
You spend days tuning hyperparameters, cleaning massive datasets, and writing papers about models that deprecate your own career.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still explain exactly why the model hallucinated during your final presentation.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Smart agents scan and summarize every new paper faster than you.
Month 4
Automated feedback loops find better settings than manual trial and error.
Month 8
Self-cleaning scripts replace your manual data filtering process.
Month 12
Generative models produce your manuscripts before you even type them.
Month 15 · D-Day
Your research role is merged into an automated model-training pipeline.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98.2%
4 liters
Coffee consumed
99 percent
Papers ignored
Infinite
GPU hours wasted
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to your own research archive.
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