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April 19, 2027
In 6 monthsYou are literally training the software that is currently firing you.
Highly compensated architect of your own professional obsolescence.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Automated recursive self-improvement agent
oof.youAI▸ AUTORESEACHER V4.1▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 6 MONTHSAI's Special Power
optimizes its own loss function autonomously
You spend your days optimizing neural network architectures and debugging distributed training pipelines. You are training the machine to become your successor.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still describe exactly why a non-deterministic model hallucinated a weird artifact.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 13
Your internal design wikis are ingested to train the initial autonomous architecture agent.
Week 8
The system begins auto-patching your distributed training failures without human manual intervention.
Month 4
Algorithms now optimize model weights and parameters more efficiently than any human research scientist.
Month 5
The model enters an iterative cycle of self-improvement, rendering your manual research tasks redundant.
Month 6 · D-Day
You are invited to log off as the model completes its final self-deployment phase.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97%
100 percent
gpu-utilization-target
400 hourly
code-commit-frequency
infinite
human-latency-penalty
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to the product that replaced you.
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