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June 19, 2027
In 8 monthsYou are literally building the tool that makes you unemployed.
Training the ghost that haunts your own career.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Self-optimizing research that never sleeps.
shred.you▸ AUTOARCHITECT 9000▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 8 MONTHSAI's Special Power
autogenerates optimal architecture configurations instantly
You train large models and optimize compute efficiency. You spend your life debugging loss curves and writing custom CUDA.
The one thing AI can't do
You have an intuition for when a model is hallucinating garbage despite perfect metrics.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
An agent starts refactoring your boilerplate code and documentation.
Week 9
Algorithms begin tuning parameters more effectively than your intuition.
Month 4
Vision-models handle data cleaning without your constant supervision.
Month 6
New models design better versions of themselves without human interference.
Month 8 · D-Day
The system replaces you by optimizing everything it needs to learn.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.5%
4 cups
Coffee consumed per commit
0.0001 percent
Loss curve sanity checks
40 hours week
Time spent setting up environments
Your severance
A one-year subscription to your own dead model.
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