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Will AI replace AI Researcher and Professor jobs? · Latest report #qxi58yr3
Your job has an expiration date
October 23, 2028
In 2 yearsYou teach machines to think, so we taught them to replace you.
Grant-chasing intellectual trapped in tenure-track purgatory.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
The infinite lecture, without the office hours.
wheee!you▸ ACADEMIASYNC V9▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 2 YEARSAI's Special Power
hallucinates groundbreaking papers while grading exams
You spend your days reading research papers, writing complex code, and lecturing students on theory. Your work combines deep math with pedagogical labor.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still explain why a specific neural network architecture feels wrong.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
AI systems begin summarizing and synthesizing every new research paper instantly.
Month 6
Adaptive agents draft and submit grant proposals with perfect bureaucrat-pleasing language.
Month 12
Virtual professors deliver adaptive, personalized lectures to students at any hour.
Month 18
Vision models instantly grade papers with more consistency than any human.
Year 2 · D-Day
The institution shifts entirely to automated, hyper-efficient synthetic research and instruction.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.8%
12 cups
Coffee-to-paper ratio
94%
Students confused by math
100%
Research papers cited by bots
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to your own lecture videos.
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