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Your job has an expiration date
April 20, 2027
In 6 monthsFighting the tide with a digital bucket is purely a career choice.
Professional pessimist currently shouting at a firewall.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
The irony is automated.
glub.youAI▸ DEPRECATEAI V0.9▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 6 MONTHSAI's Special Power
generates recursive apologies for your own redundancy
You spend your days drafting ethical frameworks for AI and warning colleagues about the inevitable extinction of human labor.
The one thing AI can't do
You are excellent at sensing the exact moment when a project becomes entirely pointless.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
The company announces a pivot toward full AI integration.
Week 9
Your ethical guidelines are auto-written by a better model.
Month 3
Your Slack warnings are muted by a smart system filter.
Month 5
Your job duties are analyzed and deemed computationally redundant.
Month 6 · D-Day
You are thanked for your service by an automated script.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98%
40 weekly
Hours spent writing manifestos
Zero
Number of ears listening
100%
AI adoption rate
Your severance
A PDF copy of the AI manual you refused to read.
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