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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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pssst. this is to sign up for updates on the game ;)
Will AI replace AI Risk Manager jobs? · Latest report #3s6q9ksc
Your job has an expiration date
December 22, 2027
In 14 monthsYou monitor the machines that will soon monitor your own job.
Professional worrier about the things machines do anyway.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Self-auditing, self-correcting, and self-aware risk mitigation.
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You draft compliance frameworks and evaluate algorithmic bias for corporate safety reports. You also attend endless alignment meetings.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense the sheer absurdity of an AI auditing its own catastrophic failure states.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Risk models begin generating your governance docs from regulatory databases.
Month 4
Sensors identify model output errors faster than your weekly report.
Month 8
Executives check the dashboard directly instead of asking you questions.
Month 12
Incidents auto-correct themselves without human oversight or approval.
Month 14 · D-Day
You receive an automated exit memo generated by the system.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.7%
4,200 annually
Average policy documents generated
82 percent
Time spent in alignment meetings
Variable
Confidence score in own work
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to our basic-tier safety dashboard.
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