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Will AI replace AI Risk Researcher jobs? · Latest report #32hc6izi
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April 19, 2027
In 6 monthsPredicting the end of the world while waiting for your own dismissal.
Existential theorist currently theorizing their own exit strategy.
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You draft lengthy alignment papers and model catastrophic failure scenarios. We have already trained an agent that does it faster and without the existential dread.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still articulate the nuance of why a specific model architecture feels wrong.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
The system begins parsing your internal research to map your logical reasoning patterns.
Week 6
An agent takes over the drafting of recurring policy briefs and stakeholder summaries.
Month 3
The AI runs millions of failure-mode simulations in parallel, vastly outperforming your manual modeling.
Month 4
The ethics committee replaces its human members with a consensus-driven algorithm.
Month 6 · D-Day
Your access is revoked once the system confirms your research outputs are fully reproducible.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98.7%
100x speed
Paper Output
0 percent
Dread Levels
Zero liters
Coffee Consumed
Your severance
A PDF copy of your own research on displacement.
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