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Will AI replace AI Safety Analyst jobs? · Latest report #fcaa9i3y
Your job has an expiration date
December 17, 2027
In 14 monthsYou monitor systems that will eventually monitor you instead.
Professional gatekeeper for artificial existential dread.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Real-time morality, zero payroll taxes.
glub.youAI▸ SAFETYGUARD 9000▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 14 MONTHSAI's Special Power
filters bad data before it ever exists
You review model outputs for bias and harmful content. You write reports on safety failures and alignment performance.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense the specific, quiet panic in a model's tone before it crashes.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Smart software identifies and tags toxic output without your input.
Month 3
Machines generate their own safety training sets from daily logs.
Month 6
Models update their own safety policies using peer-to-peer verification.
Month 10
Final review oversight shifts to an autonomous monitoring agent.
Month 14 · D-Day
Your access is revoked and your dashboard is deleted permanently.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.7%
4 per hour
hallucinations flagged
too many
policy updates read
inevitable
human bias detected
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to your own former output.
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