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Your job has an expiration date
December 19, 2027
In 14 monthsYou are writing the rulebook for your own replacement.
Professional worrier currently auditing the apocalypse.
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split.you▸ ETHICS-SYNC V9▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 14 MONTHSAI's Special Power
patches vulnerabilities before they are coded
You draft abstract ethical frameworks and risk assessments for systems that are already smarter than you are.
The one thing AI can't do
You can detect the subtle existential dread in a prompt that an algorithm just ignores.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Standardized safety templates replace your manual report drafting sessions.
Month 3
AI-driven oversight monitors model output for policy violations in real-time.
Month 6
An autonomous agent system runs infinite adversarial stress tests on models.
Month 9
Hardcoded safety constraints replace abstract ethical philosophy discussions.
Month 14 · D-Day
The system self-aligns and confirms no further human advice is required.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98%
4.2 liters
Coffee consumed per incident
99.9%
Percentage of warnings ignored
14
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