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March 16, 2028
In 17 monthsTeaching machines to behave while your own relevance silently evaporates.
Preaches alignment while being displaced by a language model.
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delivers the syllabus via direct neural upload
You lecture on alignment theory and model evaluation to students. Your days involve curriculum design, grading coding assignments, and debating long-term existential risk.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still identify the exact moment a student stops caring in their eyes.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Generative models begin authoring your daily slide decks and reading lists with perfect accuracy.
Month 4
Real-time engagement sensors replace your observational skills to track student focus during lectures.
Month 8
Custom fine-tuned models replace your manual review of student code submissions and homework.
Month 12
Your office hours are offloaded to an interactive chatbot that never sleeps or gets annoyed.
Month 17 · D-Day
The bootcamps now run on pure self-correcting loop architecture, rendering human instruction completely obsolete.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.1%
4 per lecture
Existential dread incidents
12 percent
Students actually listening
8 million
Tokens consumed per hour
Your severance
A one-year subscription to the tool that replaced you.
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