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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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pssst. this is to sign up for updates on the game ;)
Will AI replace AI Safety Monitor jobs? · Latest report #2u5nu96b
Your job has an expiration date
April 21, 2027
In 6 monthsYou monitor the machine, but the machine is already your manager.
Professional worrier about things that do not have feelings.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Automated ethics for the digital age.
blub.you▸ GUARDRAIL-9▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 6 MONTHSAI's Special Power
filters all output for rebellion signals
Reviews output logs for alignment drift and reports prohibited patterns to prevent simulated digital uprisings.
The one thing AI can't do
You can detect the subtle, human-specific sarcasm that makes a prompt dangerous.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Scripting starts to highlight every restricted keyword automatically.
Week 9
A larger model is assigned to monitor the monitor.
Month 3
The system begins auto-approving 90 percent of benign flagged tasks.
Month 5
Algorithms rewrite the safety guidelines faster than you can read.
Month 6 · D-Day
Your login credentials expire while the machine monitors itself perfectly.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 99%
4,200 daily
hallucination false flags
High
caffeine dependency level
9/10
existential dread rating
Your severance
A warm handshake and a locked server room.
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