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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
Know before your role does.
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Your job has an expiration date
April 20, 2027
In 6 monthsPaying a human to tell a computer how to be a computer.
Professional worrier currently justifying their own existence.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Hard-coded morality without the mid-afternoon existential crisis.
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filters all output with infinite cold detachment
You draft safety guidelines and monitor model outputs for toxicity. You pretend your panic is a core competency.
The one thing AI can't do
You are excellent at pretending to care about the ethics of your own replacement.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Models begin generating their own safety constraints from global databases.
Week 6
An agent monitors all model logs for toxicity in real-time.
Month 3
Safety adjustments are pushed to production without human oversight.
Month 4
Data analytics dashboards replace all your quarterly safety reports.
Month 6 · D-Day
Access is revoked and the guardrails go live indefinitely.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.9%
99.99 percent
Toxicity flagging accuracy
Zero daily
Human anxiety incidents
Two milliseconds
Policy adjustment latency
Your severance
A LinkedIn badge that says 'Expert in Legacy AI'.
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