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Know before your role does.
pssst. this is to sign up for updates on the game ;)
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Your job has an expiration date
June 20, 2027
In 8 monthsYou are currently busy teaching the machine how to replace yourself.
Full-time fear-monger with a PhD in doom-scrolling.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Recursive self-correction for the truly concerned.
glub.youAI▸ SAFETYENGINE-9▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 8 MONTHSAI's Special Power
patches your logic gaps before you wake
You spend days writing alignment papers and testing model guardrails. You hope the AI eventually learns to listen.
The one thing AI can't do
You can genuinely pretend that you believe your own research matters today.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 6
The AI starts self-monitoring its own dangerous output streams.
Week 7
Software writes the regulatory safety compliance reports for you.
Month 4
Algorithms test themselves against your edge cases faster than you.
Month 7
The AI generates its own updated ethics guidelines and rules.
Month 8 · D-Day
The model determines your safety input is mathematically obsolete.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.8%
3,402
Prompt injections failed
112
Alignment papers written
Critical
Existential dread level
Your severance
A one-year subscription to a meditation app.
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