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Will AI replace AI Sales Consultant jobs? · Latest report #zr4m5vi2
Your job has an expiration date
December 19, 2027
In 14 monthsYou sell imaginary products that will eventually replace your own job.
Pitching magic boxes that you haven't opened yet.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Closing deals while you sleep soundly.
stretchy.youAI▸ PITCHBOT V4▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 14 MONTHSAI's Special Power
automates the entire sales funnel via email
You pitch generative AI image and video services to clients who don't know what they actually need.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still lie to a client with enough confidence to make them feel comfortable.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
An automated agent takes over your cold outreach strategy permanently.
Month 4
Software creates custom walkthroughs based on client specific data inputs.
Month 8
A smart pricing algorithm negotiates contracts faster than any human.
Month 12
Clients buy the solution via portal without talking to you.
Month 14 · D-Day
You are removed from the sales stack to save overhead.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98.7%
Infinite
Cold emails sent
99%
Demos showing nothing
42
Prompt hallucinations per hour
Your severance
One lifetime subscription to a defunct prompt library.
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